popa ian - murder dog sounds awesome, too bad i can't eat it! i was slow to respond to things because my dad came to see what my office is like today. (n/t) (exodus) (19:33:19 05/01/08 est)
so mario kart comes out tomorrow but if you spend $50 on it you're a fucking idiot. the new courses look pretty cool even if they're too wide. i'm pretty excited to try out online play, although the original and possibly gba versions are the only ones worth playing. is anyone else planning on getting this game? if so, you're pretty much a moron. (n/t) (signofjeurja) (16:49:18 04/26/08 est)
hhahaha. oh man good job!!! i totally couldn't tell until i got to the first j in jeurja. (n/t) (substance j) (20:41:21 04/26/08 est)
all your pets are belong to total crap (n/t) (exodus) (13:26:15 04/28/08 est)
what (n/t) (aerisdead) (14:30:52 04/28/08 est)
hmm (exodus) (17:11:43 04/28/08 est)
you know, i like jeremy parish and all, but it's time for you to wrangle in your boy a bit here, brandon. see link inside. maybe it's time for someone to go outside and get some fresh air...? (jeurja) (16:17:52 04/28/08 est)
i don't see anything wrong! it's his opinion, and he speaks to it well. (n/t) (exodus) (17:11:09 04/28/08 est)
he just seems especially angry in this post for some reason. (n/t) (jeurja) (18:42:29 04/28/08 est)
more specifically, phrases like this irked me and i'm not sure why: "so naturally, they trotted me out to talk about it on camera. i'm not sure why i was singled out, since milky gave it pretty much the same score as me. i guess when you're editor-in-chief you get power of first refusal. me, i'm just a piss-ant nobody in these parts, so here i am: hamming it up in a desperate attempt to be as comically over-the-top as shane" and "the good news is that voice chat will be added just as soon as nintendo phases in the new wiimotes, the ones that jolt the user with an electric shock for speaking improperly. and the next mario kart game will come with a rat cage attachment that users will have to strap to their faces until they accept that we have always been at war with rare." it just seems like he's trying to make a preemptive attack on the fanboys he expects will hate him for rolling his eyes when shane said his score. but i guess after having a whole forum tear you to shreds for giving ultimate ghosts 'n goblins a low score (and say things like "i hope he gets aids and dies") i can't blame him for being defensive. like i said, i don't dislike him at all, but this post just seemed kind of angry and even a bit arrogant. like basically he's saying, "if you like mario kart wii you're part of the problem and an idiot fanboy." (n/t) (jeurja) (19:17:07 04/28/08 est)
i'm not getting that last bit so much. he seems to take issue with nintendo as a whole more than the actual game itself further into the review. i don't have a wii and have played on my friend's very limitedly, but from what i played of smash bros, i'm getting a similar feeling. (n/t) (c bub) (00:22:23 04/29/08 est)
i've always found parish's writing on the wrong side of arrogant. i don't know him personally. (aerisdead) (09:30:38 04/29/08 est)
i met his this past summer and it was awkward as hell... (jeurja) (10:20:56 04/29/08 est)
and actually... (jeurja) (10:28:14 04/29/08 est)
yeah, i hear that he's super awkward. most of the writers i've met are, i guess. i think i am a bit awkward, certainly at the introduction stage, but i've put some work in to not being too weird. my main problem is just forgetting names. (aerisdead) (12:07:44 04/29/08 est)
i don't find him awkward really, but he takes some time to warm up to people. i'm sure the 'what can i do for you' was intended to be nice... i dunno. i definitely don't find him arrogant, he just his his opinions, as far as i'm concerned. and in the post above, i think he was more annoyed that he'd been brought out to talk about it on camera and be a face for disliking a game that everyone likes, in the interest of controversy-indiced hits. but that said, i don't read that many reviews or things. (n/t) (exodus) (13:19:11 04/29/08 est)
serves me right for honestly never coming here for a couple of years. this is where you girls come to gossip! you and your little petit fours, your imported teas, and your chatty little comments. leaving me all alone on the other forums and shit. well, i'm not coming to the bridge game next week you arrogant bitches! (neogutsman) (12:14:30 05/01/08 est)
new favorite word: weakling. (n/t) (mike chicago) (02:01:55 04/22/08 est)
i'm largely filled with joy right now. it will pass, but for now i'm gonna run with it! (n/t) (substance j) (21:55:54 04/19/08 est)
i just ate thirty fucking sheets of nori and i want more!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (n/t) (comic-kaze) (18:34:10 04/17/08 est)
assnigger fuck shit (n/t) (nigger) (15:51:38 04/12/08 est)
why do television ads for garden tools air only in the middle of the night? (n/t) (substance j) (04:27:04 04/09/08 est)
i flossed last night and a filling came out. that's not cool. (n/t) (exodus) (23:29:57 04/08/08 est)
messed up sleep. first night after start of daylight savings. coincidence!?!?!?!? (n/t) (mr. ashe) (00:14:34 03/31/08 est)
i just farted into the phone. it was so great. its times like this that you really need a land line. (n/t) (substance j) (23:22:24 03/26/08 est)
here's something i don't understand. why, in normal, heterosexual pornography, do they pan up to the dude's face, or intercut it when there's some good action going on? like...does that work for some people? i'm not sure what to think. it turns me off mightily. i mean maybe it extends the life of the product because it stops being exciting for a while, and then you're like 'ok, i guess i can enjoy this for a while longer, now that my interest level has died.' or what? i'm sure they must focus test this stuff. are some people like "oh yeah, that dude's having a good time. i would also have a good time, and this pleases me." ?? it's not like i want to pretend i'm there, or anything like that, it's just that i don't find dudes attractive at all...and i'd rather just have him be this disembodied penis monster thing. and what's up with the ass-shots of dudes, too? like yeah, great angle guys, i see a dude's giant ass, and part of a girl's leg. he sure is thrusting. neat. also, why are they so mean to each other? shouldn't they be having a good time? like when they're grabbing the girl's head and basically throat fucking her. or when a girl is like "oh yeah, fuckin fuck my fucking cunt fuck fuck fuck." what? does that make people excited? in conclusion: what the hell? porn is weird and they're doing it wrong. (n/t) (exodus) (19:07:02 03/21/08 est)
it sounds like you need to go lesbo with your porn. (n/t) (jeurja) (00:43:10 03/22/08 est)
probably for the same reason some of them show the guy jerking off for five minutes before the money shot. i don't need an instructional! (n/t) (c bub) (16:43:27 03/23/08 est)
how about if it panned up to a pretty boy face and the ass shots were of tight cheeks of steel? (yoodaa) (15:10:18 03/25/08 est)
i never even saw a porno tape until a couple years ago. when i was a kid it was always whatever copies of fox or penthouse we could find, and then when the internet got invented it was all about dithered printouts of jenny mccarthy's boobies on that paper with the little sprocket holes on the sides. then a couple years ago i was at my friend david "dirty" sanchez's house and we were sitting around smoking weed and such. his uncle showed up, because he's filipino and they always have a million relatives stopping by at random i guess. so if you can imagine a more akward situation, go ahead and try, but it wont beat sitting around with "dirty" and his uncle smoking marijuana when one of them mentions he has a porno and we should watch it. i don't remember whose it was, but we did, and it was just as you've described, made worse by the fact it was three stoned dudes sitting in complete silence, with their legs crossed, watching it. (n/t) (substanc j) (19:06:12 03/25/08 est)
my friends and i haven't had a "porn and chicken" night in a while. not since that pirates porn came out. that shit was hilarious. (n/t) (c bub) (00:20:29 03/26/08 est)
yeah, who is that shit for? i feel like porn is mostly made for weirdos who buy like 100 movies a year and subscribe to nine sites, and if you, the casual potential viewer aren't into the weird shit they do, fuck off. (n/t) (popasmear) (01:49:43 03/26/08 est)
i have a sudden urge to watch the blues brothers movie. i also wouldn't mind some chicken wings if they didn't have to kill any chickens for it. (n/t) (mr. ashe) (09:44:09 03/21/08 est)
smells like onions in here. (n/t) (exodus) (18:45:58 03/13/08 est)
i am in texas. (n/t) (exodus) (23:32:35 03/05/08 est)
i can't stop thinking about how delicious a cold honeydew melon would be right now. curse you nyquil!!! (n/t) (twelvest) (02:33:49 03/05/08 est)
my company just changed its name to think services. i don't know what this meansssssssss (n/t) (exodus) (16:42:43 03/04/08 est)
boobies! boooooooobies! (n/t) (exodus) (19:26:29 03/03/08 est)
i have a chalazion on my eyelid! i've had it for a while now and it doesn't want to go away. i was doing a hot compress on it for a little while in the evenings, but that didn't do the trick. i wasn't consistent, though, because i'd read that there's really not much you can do other than let it go away on its own. but this week i've started doing the hot compresses again and it *might* be working... but it's still there! i guess i could do them more often, but my schedule doesn't really allow me to do it. i don't want to get the surgery done on it because i watched a youtube video of it and it's kind of scary! plus, most peopel say it'll eventually just go away on its own, but it can sometimes take a year for it to get reabsorbed. has anyone had a chalazion before and do you have any tips for getting it to go away? (n/t) (jeurja) (19:25:21 02/11/08 est)
hey jeurja, i finally decided to start using rss feeds, and was searching my gmail for rss related stuff, and found your old email where you suggested reading tales from the liberry. i can't stop reading it. it's kind of horrifying. (n/t) (pandy) (16:32:27 02/10/08 est)
why is it when you stick your hand in a big container of crackers, the air feels extra cool -- even in a 66 degree office environment? (yoodaa) (18:45:45 01/31/08 est)
ugh, i smell like a casino. (n/t) (mike chicago) (13:42:30 01/27/08 est)
i got a pair of 511 skinny jeans today. i thought they were just for fags but they look so good i now understand why. tremendous. (n/t) (substance j) (20:47:53 01/25/08 est)
"i gotz me a dream." i didn't realize the mlk jr. birthday holiday was a shopping holiday. ortho mattresses ran an ad in the paper and called it the "i have a dream sale." the best part? at the bottom it said "prices you've only *dreamed* about." wow. (n/t) (jeurja) (14:24:29 01/22/08 est)
i just heard a scooter outside that kind of wavered around for a second, and sounded a lot like the security bots in bioshock. hooray! (n/t) (exodus) (19:23:20 01/17/08 est)
my hair is the longest it's been since 2004! i just can't be bothered to cut it. (n/t) (exodus) (14:09:58 01/16/08 est)
