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popa ian - murder dog sounds awesome, too bad i can't eat it! i was slow to respond to things because my dad came to see what my office is like today. (n/t) (exodus) (19:33:19 05/01/08 est)

so mario kart comes out tomorrow but if you spend $50 on it you're a fucking idiot. the new courses look pretty cool even if they're too wide. i'm pretty excited to try out online play, although the original and possibly gba versions are the only ones worth playing. is anyone else planning on getting this game? if so, you're pretty much a moron. (n/t) (signofjeurja) (16:49:18 04/26/08 est)

new favorite word: weakling. (n/t) (mike chicago) (02:01:55 04/22/08 est)

i'm largely filled with joy right now. it will pass, but for now i'm gonna run with it! (n/t) (substance j) (21:55:54 04/19/08 est)

i just ate thirty fucking sheets of nori and i want more!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (n/t) (comic-kaze) (18:34:10 04/17/08 est)

assnigger fuck shit (n/t) (nigger) (15:51:38 04/12/08 est)

why do television ads for garden tools air only in the middle of the night? (n/t) (substance j) (04:27:04 04/09/08 est)

i flossed last night and a filling came out. that's not cool. (n/t) (exodus) (23:29:57 04/08/08 est)

messed up sleep. first night after start of daylight savings. coincidence!?!?!?!? (n/t) (mr. ashe) (00:14:34 03/31/08 est)

i just farted into the phone. it was so great. its times like this that you really need a land line. (n/t) (substance j) (23:22:24 03/26/08 est)

here's something i don't understand. why, in normal, heterosexual pornography, do they pan up to the dude's face, or intercut it when there's some good action going on? like...does that work for some people? i'm not sure what to think. it turns me off mightily. i mean maybe it extends the life of the product because it stops being exciting for a while, and then you're like 'ok, i guess i can enjoy this for a while longer, now that my interest level has died.' or what? i'm sure they must focus test this stuff. are some people like "oh yeah, that dude's having a good time. i would also have a good time, and this pleases me." ?? it's not like i want to pretend i'm there, or anything like that, it's just that i don't find dudes attractive at all...and i'd rather just have him be this disembodied penis monster thing. and what's up with the ass-shots of dudes, too? like yeah, great angle guys, i see a dude's giant ass, and part of a girl's leg. he sure is thrusting. neat. also, why are they so mean to each other? shouldn't they be having a good time? like when they're grabbing the girl's head and basically throat fucking her. or when a girl is like "oh yeah, fuckin fuck my fucking cunt fuck fuck fuck." what? does that make people excited? in conclusion: what the hell? porn is weird and they're doing it wrong. (n/t) (exodus) (19:07:02 03/21/08 est)

i have a sudden urge to watch the blues brothers movie. i also wouldn't mind some chicken wings if they didn't have to kill any chickens for it. (n/t) (mr. ashe) (09:44:09 03/21/08 est)

smells like onions in here. (n/t) (exodus) (18:45:58 03/13/08 est)

i am in texas. (n/t) (exodus) (23:32:35 03/05/08 est)

i can't stop thinking about how delicious a cold honeydew melon would be right now. curse you nyquil!!! (n/t) (twelvest) (02:33:49 03/05/08 est)

my company just changed its name to think services. i don't know what this meansssssssss (n/t) (exodus) (16:42:43 03/04/08 est)

boobies! boooooooobies! (n/t) (exodus) (19:26:29 03/03/08 est)

i have a chalazion on my eyelid! i've had it for a while now and it doesn't want to go away. i was doing a hot compress on it for a little while in the evenings, but that didn't do the trick. i wasn't consistent, though, because i'd read that there's really not much you can do other than let it go away on its own. but this week i've started doing the hot compresses again and it *might* be working... but it's still there! i guess i could do them more often, but my schedule doesn't really allow me to do it. i don't want to get the surgery done on it because i watched a youtube video of it and it's kind of scary! plus, most peopel say it'll eventually just go away on its own, but it can sometimes take a year for it to get reabsorbed. has anyone had a chalazion before and do you have any tips for getting it to go away? (n/t) (jeurja) (19:25:21 02/11/08 est)

hey jeurja, i finally decided to start using rss feeds, and was searching my gmail for rss related stuff, and found your old email where you suggested reading tales from the liberry. i can't stop reading it. it's kind of horrifying. (n/t) (pandy) (16:32:27 02/10/08 est)

why is it when you stick your hand in a big container of crackers, the air feels extra cool -- even in a 66 degree office environment? (yoodaa) (18:45:45 01/31/08 est)

ugh, i smell like a casino. (n/t) (mike chicago) (13:42:30 01/27/08 est)

i got a pair of 511 skinny jeans today. i thought they were just for fags but they look so good i now understand why. tremendous. (n/t) (substance j) (20:47:53 01/25/08 est)

"i gotz me a dream." i didn't realize the mlk jr. birthday holiday was a shopping holiday. ortho mattresses ran an ad in the paper and called it the "i have a dream sale." the best part? at the bottom it said "prices you've only *dreamed* about." wow. (n/t) (jeurja) (14:24:29 01/22/08 est)

i just heard a scooter outside that kind of wavered around for a second, and sounded a lot like the security bots in bioshock. hooray! (n/t) (exodus) (19:23:20 01/17/08 est)

my hair is the longest it's been since 2004! i just can't be bothered to cut it. (n/t) (exodus) (14:09:58 01/16/08 est)


 
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